Our Hero meets a guy who "had a crazy day yesterday"?
With slight fear and great curiosity, Our Hero is about to ask, "what happened?" to The Guy after he starts a conversation with, "man, ... I had a crazy day yesterday." But, before Our Hero could inquire about said wild experience, The Guy really juices the story up. Our Hero's angst rises when The Guy blurts, with zero hesitancy, " yeah, this girl man, ... she bit me!" and he proceeds to rub his upper thigh, massaging the wound. In a stupefied shock, brought on by the fact that The Guy is now rolling his pant leg up to show Our Hero the evidence of "a crazy day," Our hero's mind farts. With nothing better to say, Our Hero reverts back to what he had already queued up to say during the safer part of the conversation, "what happened?" Mistake. even hero's make them sometimes. Though Our Hero is almost instantly regretful upon inquiring, he is also intrigued at how The Guy received this chomp on his upper/inner thigh ... perhaps some things are better left unknown. oh well.
The Guy, already having indicated that this would be an awkwardly steam story suited solely for stalwart souls of serious sexual stamina, starts his story:
"so, this girl calls me saying she needs a place to stay, ..."
Our can't help but think to himself, *"girl"?? like, 18, right? lets go with a possible yes? "place to stay" eh? oh boy."
Well, anyways, as this innocent starting story goes from steamy to awkward to worse, Our Hero's mind shuts further and further and further down. The mature monologue ended after the final bit of the story was told -- something about ripping shirts, biting legs, being paid for services rendered and, oh yes, pushing said server out of the car onto the street. Our Hero is mentally exhausted. And can only respond with a questionable, " ... wow. that was a crazy day, man."
*please never tell that story again, man*
The Guy spoke true. He did have "a crazy day yesterday."
Next time(!): Our Hero takes a long shower in an attempt to cleanse his brain and soul!
