Episode 1

Phew! Yet again(!) The day has been saved by our hero in disguise. After realizing that he sweats a butt load because of his body armor, our hero thought to himself, "aha! Some man perfume will help me smell good no matter how smoking hot I get inside this armor (as if my abs need it!)." Thus it was, one his coworkers decided to make a hairy deal out of "someone's wearing cologne!" (<-- I freaking have no idea how to spell that word! It's the word for bottled man scent, ok!?) ... meanwhile, in the exact same place, our hero, after noticing the question was directed elsewhere, decided to keep his cool and announce absolutely nothing about putting some liquid lady slayer on that morning. Our hero survives, barely, by staying downwind of the rest of the office. Which is very hard to do in an office!! The only casualty was our heroes self confidence. He didn't need it anyway. The end!