Skills I Posses

*ultra suave voice activated* Good morning, Ladies. Let me list the copious and amazing skills I have - humbly of course: 1. I am a glorious cleaner. 2. My ability to be smooth a cool are off the charts. 3. My spelling makes Gandhi jealous. 4. My golden locks of hair are softer than a fern leaf before it unfolds. 5. When I fold laundry, mothers around the world take notes. 6. When I write a handwritten note, angels and demons alike try to mimic my style. 7. My sense of humor is so mature even Moses would chuckle till tears rolled down his fully bearded cheeks. *end ultra suave voice* (All that was basically a lie.)