Husband Material, Right Here!

A few of the reasons that really (don't) matter as to why I will be a great husband!! I can: -get almost all the yogurt out the little cup thingy it comes in. -pick up my boxers with my feet, toss em into the air and catch em with my hands before slam dunking then into a hamper. -do at least 7 one handed push-ups while using both hands at the same time. -make lightning by turning the light on and off extremely quickly. -hold a beer glass in each hand. -draw a highly realistic infinity sign. -tie my own Velcro shoes. -breath like Darth Vader. Yup, that's right, ladies. I can do all those things.